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Payment Verification
Confirming your card with Dave's cousin (our legal team)
2
Stock Confirmation
Locating your items in our warehouse (a van in Luton)
3
Regulatory Compliance Check
Making sure this is legal in your country (it probably is)
4
Discreet Packaging
Labelling your box "BIRTHDAY SOCKS — FRAGILE"
5
Dispatch to Courier
Handing to a man named Gary. He says he knows the area.

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